I haven't been tagged for ages so was a bit excited to see this one via my favourite beeiiiaatch:
Rapper Name - Homo (Z)apian. (well this is a ridiculous answer to a ridiculous question... sorry, Scribe...)
Alternative Rock Band Name - Stardusters.
Name your pain - The pain of existence.
1 True Word That Symbolizes God - Reality.
1 True Love or 1 Million Dollars? - True love every time.
Live Free or Die Stupid? - I'm already stupid so I'll choose the Live Free.
Purist, happiest moment ever (8 words or less) - My first ever orgasm.
Most Influential Life Lesson - Trust is something that has to be earned.
Most Succesful Person You Least Admire - George Bush.
Where we go when we die (1 word) - Somewhere.
Worst TV Show of the Past Decade - Big Brother (especially in its current incarnation).
Best TV Show of the Past Decade - Doctor Who.... NO, Kath & Kim, NO... Catherine Tate... OH I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!
Still with me, yes or no? - Struggling through it somehow....
Burning Building - baby or dog? - I'm with Dabich on this one, one under each arm.
Who runs the world? (2 words or less) - Bigoted losers.
Worst Idea You Ever Had - To stay in the relationship with my ex-partner (the Wanker).
Shittiest Job You Ever Had - Hotel receptionist - although the stories I could tell are good ;-)
Best Job You've Ever Had - The one still to come (or at least that's what I'm telling myself).
I believe I have to now tag 3 others to keep in the spirit of the game... so I tag Ryan, Constant (seeing as Scribe chose not to) and the Twinkling Monkey...