17 June, 2006

Mum, please don't read this post

I read an entry of the fabulous Zuzula's blog today which actually make me laugh so hard I cried. I'm hoping she doesn't mind that I'm sharing with you the passage (excuse the pun) that particularly appealed:

"... Neither of them have ever called me Cuntface though.

And when you think about it, what an interesting term that is. Can you imagine if you actually did look like a cunt? Might be a bit embarrassing. Especially once you started throbbing with excitement. Wouldn't go down too well at important meetings or family gatherings. And what on earth would you do with your hair?"

15 comments:

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zuzula said...

ooohh, I'm chuffed - very glad it entertained you! it certainly gave me plenty of food for thought...

ziggystardust73 said...

no, Butchiboy - thank YOU for stopping by. I do adore the photos of you on the bog (or loo, toilet, can, etc). And thank you for that tip about vaginal enlargement also. I can only imagine the procedure.

zuze - I haven't laughed like that for ages, thank you!

Ryan said...

MMMmmmmm! Cuntface! :D

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Miz BoheMia said...

Hmmm... butchieboy confuses me... vaginal enlargement? Huh! And here I thought tight was in! But hey, I actually have a vagina so what do I know!

As for cuntface... ha, ha, haaa! I actually had a reserved thing for some future post about brazilian waxed women's nether regions... yeah, I am a feminist blah, blah, blah... but seriously now... vaginas look like forever catatonic faces... sadly, I even have an impression of one so yeah, looking like a cunt is just a total NO!

Now... do you realize how much this bohemian is just in love with you, LOVE I SAY, to come out of the I-am-soooo-a-total-freak closet with the unveiling of the above comment? For shame BoheMia! For shame!

*blushetty blush* with regards to your comment over at my place! You sure know how to talk to hetero bohemians fo' sho'! Thou art dreamy indeed! *sigh*

Dale said...

Hilarious. But now Zuzula's mentioned food for thought in her comments about it? Images abound.

ziggystardust73 said...

food for thought... hello, brilliant!

zuzula said...

:)

DaBich said...

ROFL...you all are killing me!

Miz BoheMia said...

It's up! All done! For you! Go read!

You like?

;-P

Walter said...

This reminds me of "Arseface" from Garth Ennis' PREACHER series.
He had a face... like an arse.

To be honest, I'm still wondering what happnes if you have a cuntface and you are feeling really good... would you dribble?

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