I read an entry of the fabulous Zuzula's blog today which actually make me laugh so hard I cried. I'm hoping she doesn't mind that I'm sharing with you the passage (excuse the pun) that particularly appealed:
"... Neither of them have ever called me Cuntface though.
And when you think about it, what an interesting term that is. Can you imagine if you actually did look like a cunt? Might be a bit embarrassing. Especially once you started throbbing with excitement. Wouldn't go down too well at important meetings or family gatherings. And what on earth would you do with your hair?"