25 May, 2006

The Gay Diaries of Bridget Jones


So anyway, I'm pretty much bored of reading my own blog. It's repetitive and needs a kick up the arse (excuse the pun).

So I've decided to go out there and have a few dates to spice things up. I need some stories, and let's face it - the most exciting ones are always when I meet some weirdo off the internet.

Here's a couple of my personal favourites:

* The autistic sadmasochistic nerd

* The groping ethnocentric wanker

I wonder if I'll be able to top those? As soon as I've been on some dates I'll let you know...

13 comments:

angel, jr. said...

Well the picture has spiced up today's post.
By the way, I've never found your posts boring. They are quite comical.

zuzula said...

i like your blog :)

as one of my very wise friends once said about internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd!

Anhoni Patel said...

I love your posts - no boredom whatsoever. You're too gay to be boring. Seriously.

But...I do enourage you to go on some more weird dates. Do it! Do it! Do it!

Miz BoheMia said...

Hmmm... Being from San Francisco I have seen too gay up close (not anything against you sweet Anhoni) and I would just call you sane gay which is what attracts me to you so much... you are just you and being gay is a part of you whereas there are so many friends and acquaintances that seem to try to live up to some stereotype of what it is to be gay and so, no...

I read up on your dates... dios mio! Though I never found your blog boring such moments sure do add the sporadic laugh here and there! Mine came embodied in my in-laws but I would rather rot in the depths of boredom's hell than have them stay with me again (34 days I tell you!!!! Shoot me!)

Here's an idea... if the guy just doesn't do it for you, then you be the weird one and mess with their heads a little! This way you get some fun thrown into the mix for you and we get to live vicariously through you!

Ha, ha, haaa! Come on Ziggy! You know you want to! ;-p

Well my friend, stay fab, be safe and partay fo sho!

Besos from southern EspaƱa,

Mizzy B.

Dan Project 76 said...

Am I your top fan as I remember those date stories without even clicking on the links?

Do it, do it!

Where are you finding these men?

Ryan said...

Hmmm... date me.

Yeah, I can top that. I'm confident and ready to do it! :)

Twinkle Monkey said...

TM knows he can't top them...

Although I did have a date with a guy who had robbed WHSmith of £200,000 and was still on probation...hmmm not one of my finest moments...

Oh and the guy who I went on a date with and I thought either kept winking at me or had a nervous twitch. So me being 'subtle' said that he didn't need to keep winking at me as I thought he was cute. This is when he went quiet...turned out that he was blind in that eye! la la la

TM Giggles!!!

xx

running42k said...

I think your blog is fine. Are those your parents in the background of that picture? ;-)

K~ said...

Ziggy London's Beloved Style Icon, your blog is always entertaining. Your adventures and travels enlightening.
I'm sure you will have no problem coming up with stories for those you encounter. Just don't go looking for to much "trouble." ;)

Sorry I miss your birthday--happy belated :)

Miz BoheMia said...

Soooo? Bohemian minds want to know?

QUE PASO?

markus said...

boring? never!

DaBich said...

Ziggy..everything they said....go for dates, but be safe! BIG HUGZ!

ziggystardust73 said...

None of the dates have happened yet... I'm lining them up, people!

Ryan - you really think you can top those dates? Where are we going on a date then? ...