25 May, 2006
The Gay Diaries of Bridget Jones
So anyway, I'm pretty much bored of reading my own blog. It's repetitive and needs a kick up the arse (excuse the pun).
So I've decided to go out there and have a few dates to spice things up. I need some stories, and let's face it - the most exciting ones are always when I meet some weirdo off the internet.
Here's a couple of my personal favourites:
* The autistic sadmasochistic nerd
* The groping ethnocentric wanker
I wonder if I'll be able to top those? As soon as I've been on some dates I'll let you know...