05 January, 2006

Talking of Wankers...


Yesterday, my boss didn't come in due to a migraine. My new colleague (the one who suggested I should get myself a gaydar profile to find a boyfriend - from now on he shall be known as TWG - The Welsh Gay; because he is Welsh and Gay) asked if it was due to stress. Conversation follows:

TWG: Is she stressed?
Ziggy: Perhaps a little.
TWG: Do you get stressed?
Ziggy: Sometimes, but generally I cope OK.
TWG: Do you know what the best thing for stress is? I mean, if you can't go for a run or a swim or whatever?
Ziggy: No, what?
TWG: Masturbating. What you should do when you get stressed is go to the loo and masturbate. It really helps. I have a friend who wanks every single day, as he is in a very high powered position. Seriously. It really helps with stress.
Ziggy: Oh.

Um, I think I might have entered a parallel universe.

*photo courtesy of Nick Stephenson, all the way from Shangri-La...

19 comments:

zuzula said...

nice...

ziggystardust73 said...

but the photo from Nick is nicer, no, Zuzula?

organiclifeform said...

really ziggy...*disapproving mum look* you know us lesbians have a super quick gagging reflex when it comes (no pun intended)to these sort of pictures! sham on you!! lol

organiclifeform said...

that was supposed to say 'shame' not 'sham' - though it could be a sham!

Robert said...

There is one word. And that word is "EWWWWWWWWWW".

ziggystardust73 said...

Organic, blame the pic on my mate Nick Stephenson, formerly of Shangri-La. He made me do it, honest Guv!

Robert. Yes, I think that is possibly the only word....

Dan Project 76 said...

So that's what Nick is doing now he has left Blog land...

Disturbing! Did he enjoy the wank?

Anhoni Patel said...

GAG!!!!! EW!!! AAAHHHHH!

TWG is SO weird. This is your CO-WORKER? (Not that I should talk, I have a completely unprofessional relationship with my co-workers, but somehow I feel you work in a different environment.) He has no voice inside his head that tells him to stop talking does he?

Nonetheless, I have to say what he said was true. It does work. *ah*

The Phoenix said...

I hope TWG washes his hands.

scribe said...

What's the problem? It really is a great stress reliever at work.

running42k said...

Hmmm. I admire his thought process but I think excessive masturbation is going to bring up a whole new list of problems.

The Dangerous Man said...

I'm sorry if I'm the only one that feels like this, but, that is ewww!!

ziggystardust73 said...

Just to let you all know....

I don't have a problem with masturbation whatsoever. It is a concept I'm completely comfortable with...

however, I DO have a problem with a colleague at work telling me I should masturbate to calm my stress levels! Especially when I manage him!!!

zuzula said...

oh mate, that pic is VILE! I didn't see it yesterday... I shall have words with young Nick when I see him...

ziggystardust73 said...

Zuzula, you do that - tell young Nicholas off.

missy said...

Did someone say parallel universe??!

zuzula said...

Ziggy, rest assured, I shall hit him with my handbag (not Mrs Handbag naturally)

DaBich said...

::laughin at what Phoenix said::
Seriously tho, that's disgusting. If one has to make a mess, CLEAN IT UP! :P

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