04 January, 2006

Locals, Spitroasts and Bwankers (with a silent b)


I haven't actually had the energy to post since New Year's Eve... primarily because I didn't want/can't fully remember much of it.

A few bullet points:
  • 4 very good, old friends go to my 'local' for New Year's Eve. The Fantastic Four are Ziggy, FBF (Flatmate/Best Friend), OBF (Other Best Friend) and MFP (Marito From Perth).

  • Much champagne is consumed and the Fantastic Four decide to speak to random strangers to find new playmates.

  • More champagne is consumed (as well as beer, whisky, gin and... never mind) and two new friends (both female) of the Fantastic Four invite us to some Wanker Banker's place up the road which turns out to be an incredibly glamorous bachelor pad.

  • Wanker Banker (number 1) manages to completely despair Ziggy by owning a room full of original contemporary art, knowing pretty much NOTHING about any of it.

  • More champagne (of Wanker Banker Number 1's) is consumed and the Fantastic Four have to save one of our new female friends from a possible scenario with the three Wanker Bankers. Fortunately we manage to get her out before the spit roast.


  • Fantastic Four walk two new female friends home before heading back to our place at 4.30am, during which walk FBF falls and lands on her knee.

  • Home at last, yet another bottle of champagne is opened which is drunk with cheese and tomatoes on toast until sometime nearing 6am. Ziggy begins to get random text messages from about 6 different people, none of whom he can remember.

  • 12 noon New Year's Day. Ziggy's parents call to wish him a Happy New Year and Ziggy has to cut the call short (from Australia) to go puke.

  • Ziggy pukes again. And again. And again. And again.

20 comments:

DaBich said...

LOL Ziggy. That's one reason I won't drink much, I *HATE* getting sick! Hope you feel better!

ziggystardust73 said...

I know, Dabich, I know. But I *never* seem to learn...!

running42k said...

That is one busy day.

angel, jr. said...

You are hilarious! Happy New Years. It sounded like you had a good time, despite the vomiting.

Anhoni Patel said...

good times.

The Dangerous Man said...

Hmmm. lol.

Very funny.

Like the bullet point idea.
The fact that you are exhausted is surely a good thing.

ziggystardust73 said...

Running42k... it was all in the evening/night/morning!

Angel, Happy New Year to you!

Anhoni, good times. Although not so good the next morning.

DM, once upon a time I would have continued drinking throughout the day... but now 7am is about my limit...

The Phoenix said...

Sounds like you paid the price for having such a great time. The universe has a way of balancing things out.

ziggystardust73 said...

you better believe it, Phoenix. PS. Happy New Year!

missy said...

You have perfected the art of getting sloshed!

organiclifeform said...

And here I was wondering whether it was Brighton or the country pub, when all along the 4amigos were out in London doing their 'thang'. Hope you stole some expensive modern art...
Let me know if you need a spot of acupuncture to sort out your liver! :o)

Dan Project 76 said...

I don't know whether to be proud of you or disgusted! :-0

scribe said...

. 4:55 p.m. Scribe wonders if ziggy was one of the bastards who recommended Phillip Pullman's "His Dark Materials" so he can finish his list of people whose asses he needs to kick.

Bluez628 said...

I have to admit I hurled on New Years Eve after my kids MADE me do a shot of some french vodka mixed with cognac after drinking red wine and eating a friggin turkey dinner at my sisters house. I swear it was the stuffing not the booze. My kids (who are 19 and 23) found it humorous and listened to me behind the bathroom door. I spawned two devils I tell ya.

Bluez628 said...

oh wait, that was Christmas Eve. I didn't have anything to drink on New Years. See how many brain cells I've burned over the years ? Its simply frightning.

scribe said...

Getting shit-faced on a holy day? What would Jesus Say?

DaBich said...

She'd say, "pass me some too!"
It's nice to share.

Bluez628 said...

Red wine is acceptable on a holy day scribe, you of all people should know that!

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