10 March, 2006

Fun-Bags


I've read back over my last few posts (actually this entire blog) and realised how gay I am. I mean, I know I'm gay, but my goodness - no wonder my mother chooses not to read this blog. (sorry if you're reading this, Mum).

So anyway, I've decided to speak about something remotely heterosexual. I quite like boobs. Not in a sexual way, but more a 'fun bag' way. I think they are really fun.

F/BF (Flatmate/Best Friend) has two attitudes towards this. She thinks that it is a bit amusing - for obvious reasons - and the other is that it might be taken as a bit offensive by other women - because I'm desexualising their breasts.

The thing is, I'm not desexualising their breasts - I'm just not sexualising them. I just think they are fun.

And on that note, I proudly present my girlfriend of the week.

Dita Von Teese and her Fun-Bags. (look I know this has probably made me sound even gayer but jeez! Cut me some slack!)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now those are some impressive fun bags. Wish I had some like that!

Thankfully, Ziggy, you have outgrown your penchant for grabbing the nearest fun bags and jiggling them... don't think I could cope with that anymore!

Ziggy, me and my fun bags are going to miss you over the next week when I'm in Oz!!
FBF xo

DaBich said...

ROFL Ziggy, I just adore you and reading your blog. This one gave me a much needed chuckle. Thanks!
:)

Twinkle Monkey said...

TM Squirms...

Miz BoheMia said...

Oooh! Breasts! Mine over at my place caused much controversy! I had a whole post about them. Many people out there hate breasts, especially lactating ones, and women were in the majority of the boob haters! Go figure!

I looooveee your embracing the breast! I am hetero and don't get the obsession of hetero men and breasts... to me, they just hang there and they are fun! Make for good fashion accessories!

Ooooh! Love the pic! Good angle on the breasts! Lookin' fab I must say! FAB!

And hey, "sound gay"? Fuckit all! You are being you which is why I looooveee it here! And it reminds me of San Francisco, home sweet home! *sigh*

Boho smooches one hip Zigster!

Dan Project 76 said...

Heh. Funbags. I can appreciate a good pair as much as the next poof.

Jordan's : Bloody awful!

A real pair on an intelligent lady: Not bad!

minister scribe said...

Damn, ziggy.


How gay can you get? LOL

constant rain said...

Wait, wait!!! What?? Is there a scale on "gay"??? lmao

Thanks for the chuckle, Ziggy. BTW, I can't imagine why someone would be offended by desexualizing the boob. People usually get offended when people are looking at their boobs like two delicious pieces of crispy fried chicken...

Anhoni Patel said...

fun bags? jesus ziggy.

honestly i don't get hetero men's obsession with boobs. seriously - play with your own flesh nuggets. They're right there- just lower.

I guess it comes down to breast feeding - sometimes it just sticks with the boys and they just can't get over it. whatever.

Dita is amazingly beautiful.

ziggy - are you a boob grabber??

ziggystardust73 said...

Yep, I love the Fun-Bags.

And I have been known to be a bit of a titty grabber in the past...

minister scribe said...

constant rain wrote: People usually get offended when people are looking at their boobs like two delicious pieces of crispy fried chicken...


reverend scribe replies: Sorry, but that neckline you wore was awfully low!

constant rain said...

I'm sorry. Rev. You've confused me again.

Something about "titty grabber" that makes me laugh hysterically. I don't know why.

organiclifeform said...

I would have to agree with you whole-heartedly Zigs...breasts are fun...and being fun bags does not desexualize them. In fact I am not sure why they should be sexualized at all! FBF you off to Oz too??? Bloody hell am I the only (honorary) Aussie left in the UK?? xx

nortynessa said...

mmm i must admit i have been known to grab peoples fun bags randomly sometimes- there just out there waiting!! he he

Sar said...

Ziggy, you cracked me up! I've read a lot gay men write of their admiration for fun bags, and never understood it. Now I think I do.