27 February, 2006

Monsieur les Danseur


I had a great weekend. It kicked off on Friday night at Black and Blue - a great bar in Mayfair with FBF (Flatmate/Best Friend) and CSL (Crazy Spanish Lady). A glass of wine after work turned in to four bottles (as it happens) and I had the gayest conversation ever in the bathroom.

I was in the cubicle peeing when I heard a conversation at the urinals ("Walk on By" was being pumped through the speakers):

Young Muscle Mary Gay: Is this music Burt Bacharach?

Older Distinguished Suited Mayfair Gent: Yes, I think it is actually

Young Muscle Mary Gay: and is this Aretha Franklin singing? *Ziggy winces*

Older Distinguished Suited Mayfair Gent: Yes, yes I think it might be. *Ziggy winces further and walks out of the cubicle*

Ziggy: um, it definitely isn't Aretha Franklin - I can't remember the name of the singer but I know it starts with a 'D'

Young Muscle Mary Gay: Dionne Warwick! That's it!!

When I returned to the table with FBF and CSL, I shared this incredibly gay conversation and did a little dance to gay it up some more. At this point CSL christened me with a new title:

Monsieur les Danseur. I'm loving my new title sick.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Life just keeps getting better: not only do I live with a supermodel (i.e. Japanese magazine for the over 40 gent), you are now officially a dancing supremo (couldn't bring myself to use the word 'queen'!!).
Oh, how I love thee, MLD.
FBF xo

Dan Project 76 said...

Nice story. Just don't go on one of them rubbish celebrity dancing shows now, pleeeeeease.

running42k said...

Sounds like a good way to start the weekend Zigs

Twinkle Monkey said...

Ziggy Camp Dancing... I WISH...WISH I could have seen that...

'Monsieur, with all this camp dancing you are spoiling us...'

TM
:o)

DaBich said...

What an Icon you are now, "Most Stylish Monsieur Les Danseur". Can we peons rub shoulders with you???
I want your autograph :)

Anhoni Patel said...

long live the Lord of the Gays!

The Dangerous Man said...

Dionne Warwick! - Crikey!

Bluez628 said...

omg Ziggy you crack me up. Only you would bust into a happy dance to the tune of "Walk on By"

Sar said...

Oui Monsieur! I love me a Frenchman, even the Aussie in London type. Smooches. :)

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